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Have You Never Been Mellow?

Samantha is indignant. "Whenever this happens," she lectures, "the first thing to do is take a counterstimulant. Yet you two zone out in front of the boob tube! Now the fur has to come off with a razor and scissors, and Heaven knows what it will take to straighten out those ears and noses. You may look like circus freaks for a while."

Clearly, Samantha is angry, but neither you nor Eric sees what is such a big deal. You have nowhere to go right away and are content to sit and watch television. Something at the back of your mind urges you to think it through, but you ignore it and relax with your head against your paws. As you nod off to sleep, you wonder whether it is only your imagination that your clothes feel tight against your skin.

Written by Joey Liverwurst

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