What the hell?

"What the hell is wrong with you?" Zelda yells at you. "Are you freaking mental?" She's so harrassed her long blond hair falls in front of her eyes. Just as you are looking at her, you notice something. She is wearing a fancy green dress. "Why are you wearing that dress?", you ask her. "If you must know, I went to a high school reunion; but that is not the point. What is wrong with you, and why did you rush in like that? You scared me half to death!"

You sit her down and tell her what happened. At the end of your story she looks at you and starts snickering uncontrollably. "Its not funny", you yell at her. "Do you really think that I am going to believe that? Do you think I'm stu-..." But before she can finish her sentence, a zombie breaks through the window. "What is wrong with this town?" she yells as she runs her hand through her long hair. "It's a zombie, run!" you tell her. "Are you still going on about that stupid... FLUFFY!" She screams as the zombie reaches down and takes a big bite out of her cat. "Run!", you tell her. But where do you go?

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