Self-insertion authors are not always ridiculously strong after all.

Just as Alex flies at you with insane speed, a sudden snap is heard, and he keels over, rolling on the ground in pain.

"Aaaah, dang it!"

You take the moment to catch your breath and heal a little while the mysterious person holds his left knee.

"I just pulled my quad, what brilliant timing!" The man pouts.

"Um, you said something about my preparing to die?" You can't help but humor him, "Why do you want to fight anyway?"

"... I just wanted to show off my super powers to everyone to show just how cool I am." He admits.

"Ah."

"Um... could you not stare at my leg?"

You ponder whether to hit him while he's still weak, or plan something else. Decisions, decisions.

Written by nutbar