This storyline belongs to the people. Not one.

While the self-insertion author angrily stomps on you, having magically healed his quad because he's naturally super-strong, creating bruises all over your chest, the allies Saturos and Menardi are finished beating up nutbar and return to see how the two of you are doing.

"We did what you asked us to do, Alex." Saturos comments.

"Just... one thing," Menardi pondered.

"Not now, can't you see I'm beating up the main character all by myself?" Alex is relentless in his beatdown. You could retaliate but all you would get is immediate death as opposed to slow and painful. Mmm...

"But, I mean, what did we do again? We beat up some guy who for all intents and purposes wasn't in the storyline? I mean, he wrote that quad thing long ago but he wasn't exactly IN the storyline, unlike..."

"No one interrupts my storyline!" Alex roars, "I'm not going back to those previous pages and ignoring nutbar's bit! They must all be beaten down!"

"Is it safe to say we destroyed the fourth wall yet?" Saturos says.

"I... was in it for the transformations..." You murmur under your breath, barely staying alive. Perhaps you should die now and reincarnate as something else, just to change settings and hopefully get back on track.

Written by beaten-up nutbar (edited by wanderer)

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