The Clown

"Excuse me," you ask a juggling clown "Do you know where we can find Carribean Carla?"

The clown drops his balls in shock "You don't want to see HER!"

"We need her to undo a curse on our friend" says Albert.

"Carla's not in the habit of undoing her own curses, mate." says the cockney clown "I know. I trod on her toes a few days ago"

"You seem OK"

"Tell that to me plates of meat!". The clown pulls his shoes off - And his bare feet are just as big!

"These are the biggest clown shoes I could find!" says the clown, wiggling his toes "And they're still a tight fit!

Written by A R Jackson

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