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Retake your form... with a twist.

"No, I'd rather be human. I want to be skinny and able to see my freakin' toes!" you cry. "Ok, Ok, jeez! See Large Laura." You go over to her and know, 100%, that you'd rather be a slim human than a fat hippo. Humiliation be damned!

Waddling over to Laura, you finally stammer, "They told me to see you to be... normal? Like, human?" She says, "Fine, fine, my magic can sort this out. Hey, don't I know you?" Not wanting to be found out to be your current self, you quickly retort, "No... nonono! You have me mistaken!" "I could swear that I knew you... What high school did you go to?"

Making up a quick alibi, you say "George Bush High!" 2 seconds later, you slap your fat hippo head. No one would be stupid enough to name a high school after that dumb-ass! "Hey, it's you! We went out in high school! You're even cuter than your human form... and the fat is making me attracted to you!" "Just change me back to human. ...Please?" you say, desperately wanting to end the embarrasing conversation. Finally, she starts a chant, and you slowly feel yourself changing back to human. You close your eyes, desperately relishing the change, and not wanting to see any problems possibly happening.

"Oh... that's interesting..." Large Laura says, and you open your eyes. You're human, as you had hoped... but there's a problem! Only half of your fat dissapeared, making you a possible candidate for the Guiness Book's heaviest person! "Ok, that's not an outcome I wanted" you tell Laura. "Can you turn me into another animal, so I don't look totally hopeless as a human?" "Fine, but if you're as attractive as you were as a hippo, I'm wanting a date." "Deal! Please change me, ASAP! She works her spell, that you see in her spellbook as "Random Morph/Were". You have no idea what the spell is changing you into, but you're happy you didn't have to live down being a human blob for eternity. You find that you're...


Written by J. Talbain

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