Fat, Albert?

"You may be big and strong," says Albert, stroking his claws across your 6-pack chest, causing you to go into a fit of laughter "But hippos need to be fat too, not lean!"

You look at your chest. You've worked for ages to get rid of the fat, and Albert wants you to put it back on!

"It you work on it, your gut can become your greatest asset. You can really throw your weight around then!"

Written by AndrewAnorak

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