Brains go Splody

"All right! This is great! Reminds me of the time I went camping once in a lake with fish and birds that went tweettweet, well, it was more of a titititit do you know any birds like that cause I sure don't and..."

You continue babbling, to the dismay of the vampire, who drops. Be it death or fainting, you cannot tell because of the lack of pulse.