Peeve Power!

You just don't care anymore. If this blutty mage ain't gonna show himself, you are gonna do this yourself! You find a mage you saved a while ago from your third force of evil vampyric telletubies. You walk right up to him and demand "Teach me."

"Teach you what?"

"How to knit. Teach me magic, mage!" You always wanted to say that. Well, maybe not exactly that.

"But, but, it takes years of training and practice!"

"And changing this," You indicate to the bodies of you and Luke, "Will take years of medical research and millions of dollars! Teach me!"

Seeing how angry you are, the mage semi-submits. He puts you through a series of tests. "If you can snatch the pebble from my hand-" Powered by your being peeved so heavily, you snatch it before he finishes. "Er... okay, and if you can move this boulder-" Once again, your peeved power gives you the ability to make a massive boulder shaped hole in the wall. "This isamazing... and frightening. Well, if you can lift this card with your mind-" Again, peeve power prevails. "And destroy this"-" BOOM! "And flatten this-" CRUNCH! "And properly prepare this souf-" BAKE! "Um... wow. Okay, what do you want to know?"

It may have been your imagination, but you could swear that the poptart in the room was vibrating, as if laughing...

Written by Aidan Pesklewis (edited by phaedrus)

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