Fat Chance!

A buff boxing kangaroo who's been acting as referee jumps as he counts you out, his massive feet making the ring shake. But Albert has you pinned and you can't move.

"YOU'RE OUT!" calls the 'roo.

"You wanna know why you lost so easily?" says Albert, not letting you go.

"You've bigger, and have more experience!" you reply "Now PLEASE let me go!"

"Not yet. It's because you threw away your geatest asset"

"What's that?" you ask

Well how many skinny hippos have you seen" says Albert

"You mean..I have to get fat again? But I worked months to get like this! I don't want to lose my 6-pack!"

"Then you'll always be a loser!" says Albert

Written by AR

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