How could you forget?

Oh yeah - you're Chuck Norris! How foolish of you to forget that.

You roundhouse kick the shotgun out of her hands. The sheer force of the kick shatters through both space and time, resulting in a massive thermo-nuclear explosion that wipes out everything in a 10km radius.

When the radioactive dust clears you're kneeling amongst the ruins, breathing hard. Your clothes are all torn and you've got massive muscles, plus you're holding an AK-47 assault rifle which came out of nowhere and aiming it up to the sky in an undeniably cool pose. To your left is the corpse of the random sexy gun-wielding lady. To your right is the shattered remains of the blue gas cloud.

Then the ground ahead of you rumbles. It explodes outwards as something MASSIVE shoots out of the ground at a very high speed. It's black and seems to be made up of vines, and it's emerging very quickly. You look up as its acceleration comes to a stop.

The black viney thing is over a hundred metres tall.

It blinks, opens its mouth and reveals a huge tongue and several rows of teeth. It hisses a challenge at you.

You scream at the top of your lungs, tearing the tattered remains of your shirt off and dropping the AK-47 as you charge the monstrosity.

Then...

Written by me.

You pummel it to the ground!

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