Kicked in the ghoulies.

You kick in hard in the nuts!

You wouldn't think a giant vine / snake thing would have nuts, but there you go.

It groans in pain, grabs itself and collapses to the ground again, cringing. You stand on top of the monster in another undeniably cool pose. Soon enough it dies.

You go on to kill Godzilla, Hercules and Jehova later on that year. From there you begin conquering the world. Earth is united under Norrisisism by 2009. Congratulations!

THE END... ?

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