Rhino in the Door

"On second thoughts, you can come in for a chat." you reply with a fixed nervious smile."Very wise." replies the rhino as he starts squeezing and squeezing and SQUEEEEEEZING through the door! "Little help here?"

You grab the rhino by the horn and pull and PULL! Fred joins you, and finally the rhino pops through the door!

"Okay," you say as you all get up off the floor and sit down, the rhino's chair collapsing under his weight "What magazines have you got?". The rhino reaches into a bag and hands you some samples.

"'Gender Swapper Monthly'? 'What's hot for dragons'?? 'Full Moon Monthly'??" you gasp as you read some magazine titles "We're not subscribing to any of these!"

Written by AndrewAnorak

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