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you decid what the hell andyou go to the closet and grab the sword your great great great and some of greats in there grand father gave you before his 10,000th birthday he told him one day you will go on a strange quest so you get a back pack and get some benne weenys and vianna sauage's crackers which your wondering if any of this makes since and a hunk of old cheese with a six pack of bud light you then tell the wolf with a grin come on you open the garage door there is a fully tricked out monster truck with everthing and a compleatly full bottomless gastank which is good you open the door for the wolf and he gets in the drivers seat a bit shocked you get in the truck then think wait a sec be right back you run into the house and get your 44magnum a ak47 a rpg and launcher a case of handgranades and a m-60 and a morter you then hook up on the back of the monster truck a crusie missile then you tell the wolf ok then o wait you run in to the house and get the 200lb bag of dog food for the wolf he will need that cause i not shareing my vianna sauage and beenyweeny's with a wolf maybe a cracker but not my cheese
the wolf cranks the monster truck and then the wolf asks whay=ts the name of the truck well i call it windex windex the wolf ask looking at you like your crazy and thats what the wolf said thats crazy why would you name your truck windex ? you reply because it's shaped like a windex bottle. the wolf says well that makes sense but why would you build a monster truck in the shape of a windex bottle/ because i won the company then you say as you pull out your nerealco cordless razer the wolf looks a bit taken back. you say i was so impressed with the shaver i bought the company then you look at the wolf and start to shave him bald the wolf trys to get away but you have druged his doggie treats and then now the talking wolf was bald and you get a crazy grin on your face and paint the dog orange with purple polkadots all over and i do mean all over the wolf now compleatly shocked you say now im driving so the wolf meekly scoots over
now where too? the wolf points a paw at a portal that looks like it belongs on diablo you drive the truck in to the portal then you get thereyour in a small village where every one walks backwards so when the wolf gets out he walks backwards the wolf tells you to stay in the truck for a minute you agree so the wolf backs in to a bar then three drawfs from snow white left the bar and joined aa after the meeeting they went back into the bar and drank so more then they come out with a hobbit who is clearly wasted the first dwarf comes over and asks can we catch a ride home you laugh at the sight of the three drawfs you cant resist you ask where the other four are they said in unsion rehab we just got out we were so happy to be out we decided to celbrate a bit so we cmae here so how long have you been drinking ?you ask exspecting an anwser of mabe a few hours but hesaid we got out 3 years ago and been here since then we are looking for that crazy mage who turned our cousin rufus in to that wolf you brought here you smile and start to laugh whats so funny the three ask trying to keep the passed out hobbit from falling well i am that crazy cross eyed mage who made this town and today this town will be ran over by elvis inpersonators no sooned did you say that a stampeding heard of elvis inpersonators came through the bacward town kicking up[ all kinds of sust and stuff but instedd of dust it was flowers that smiled like lemon cough drops so the wizards laughs muhahaha!! so now what the wolf ask? as he gets back in to the truck well i can all ways launch the cruse missile and blow up the elvis inpersonators or i can call the aliens to come get them like they did when i asked them to come get elvis
Written by cd morrison
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