Game 2 | Game 2 Outline |
You move to grab everything and stop. Where are your manners? Just because you are alone in the house, you can still act like a civilized human being. You search the drawers for silverware and eventually find some. You take a fork, a knife, and a spoon and arrange them neatly on the table. You then take a clean plate off the counter and put one of the pork chops in the middle of it, saving the rest of the food for later. After all, you are a guest in this house. You heat the pork chop in the microwave oven for ten seconds before growing impatient and carrying it over to the table. You cut yourself a large piece and stab it with your fork. When you raise the fork to your lips, however, you stop and hurl it against the floor. Oh, the agony!
Written by Joey Liverwurst