How about a manicure?

As if to answer your question, your fingernails bend like Shrinky-Dinks� into claws. While not as long as your . . . um, hind claws, their points are more acute. Still holding the scissors, you trim these claws just as you did the others. While unlikely to damage your sneakers, these deadlier claws could do serious damage to your eyes if you chose to scratch them absent-mindedly. But the question remains: why have your fingernails and toenails turned into claws all of a sudden? Is Fred Jacobsen's condition wildly contagious, or are you just lucky?

Written by Joey Liverwurst

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