Grooming with Samantha

"Eric," says Samantha, "I never told you this, but my family is immune to lycanthropy. It's why I get frustrated but never freaked out by this."

"How convenient," Fred utters unconvincingly.

"Now," continues Samantha, "all of you are going to need to get rid of that fur first of all. Pile into my back seat, and we'll go home and get it off the old-fashioned way."