Wolf and Chimp No Mo'

You reconsider. "Fred, why the Hell would we want to turn into even more animals? That's all we've done for seven years."

Fred winces. "Seven years? It's a wonder I'm still alive, in dog years. Or wolf years, whatever. Crack me open a beer, will you?"

You open one for Fred and one for yourself, which you drink so fast you get the hiccups. But that's not all you get!