a penny short

"Sorry," you tell the man. "but I only have $4999.99." "Very well, then," replies the man. "You give me what you have, and I'll pay the rest." "Really? Thanks!" You exclaim, giving the man all of you money. Instantly, he turns you into a penny. "There we go," says the man. "Debt repaid." And he puts you in his pocket, which, for some strange reason, has a year-old marshmallow in it.

Written by nottelling;)

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