Is there a barber in the house?

Your ears and face feel hot, and almost as if they're being stretched. You feel whiskers growing on your face by leaps and bounds. Good heavens, what's the matter with you? Then all of a sudden, the feeling stops. You look at yourself in a mirror hanging on the wall, and other than having a beard and moustache, you look perfectly normal. Well, maybe your ears are a little bigger, but they're not hairy or pointed. What the heck?

Fred the human being scowls. "What are you waiting for?" he demands. "Drink the rest of your milk, so I can get on with things."

He then blanches. "I mean, aren't you thirsty? You must have had a hard day at work."

Written by Joey Liverwurst

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