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You decide not to, since you don't know what kind of bartender Mr. Jacobsen is. You don't even know what kind of person Mr. Jacobsen is, whether or not he's the thing that led you here in the first place. You doubt it, but at the same time, you wonder how else a wolf could talk. Even Scooby-Doo, a large dog, had a speech impediment that was hard to overlook. The wolf spoke better than most television newscasters.

You have a seat on the sofa and trim your fingernails. There's hardly anything to trim, but you like to keep your hands looking professional, whatever that means. Likewise, you get a close shave every morning and a haircut no less often than every two weeks. You know the importance of proper grooming, and you want people to realize it from the outset.

Suddenly, you look up and notice a part of the room you didn't see before. You don't like it.


Written by Joey Liverwurst

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