Freds got it bad for you

Fred walked over dumbstruck and he quickly holds your hand and kisses it.

"And who might I ask you are," Fred asks.

You look at him with twitchy eyes... "Fred look.."

"You know who I am," Fred sighs happily. "I'm in heaven."

You look over to Sally who is enjoying the whole scene. You mouth the words, "Your dead"

She shruggs her shoulders casually and looks at her nails.

Fred grabs you by the waist, "Do the honors of going on a date with me."

You look speechless..

Written by JJN

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