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You run him down with your RoLL 3000 and say "dang nabbit you made me waste all me ammo!!?!?!!" Then the wolf springs from the bushes with a hockey mask on, you promptly rip it off and throw it on the ground. You shout "NO" and the wolf begins to cry silently. You reasure him its gonna be ok. He looks at you with soft heartbroken eyes and you look back. Suddenly Mario springs form a green tube and throws an angry bird at your face. The angry bird explodes into a large mushroom cloud atracting all of the mutant fire ants that come to your house to have tea. The leader of the fire ants then realizes that your not serving Earl Grey Tea, his favorite, and quickly steals all of your toll house cookies. You retaliate in a quick attack pulling out a PokeBall and say "Charazard i choose you" your quickly dissapointed when a squirtle comes out. Squirtle then defeats all the fire ants with a huge tidal wave of dirty toilet water. The dirty toilet water gave all the ants disentary and they all died a horrible death. Afterwards you just forget about the whole day and carry on with your life.

Written by Josh B

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