Genie humor sucks

In a whisper, the Genie says, "Do try to enjoy life, you have what most men wish they did and do not...Your..is long, sensual, the head wide to drag the eggs from the ovaries, so that your semen may fertilize the female.

You are as crude and wayward as the man who walked uprightly. Now be as crude and bestial of mind and ways as would men be as animals are, doing what to you feels right and not giving a care abut your fellows!

Call this your 2011 Christmas present, a gift that through you and your maleness shall keep on giving, giving, giving, and giving arousal's by the thousands, enjoy, your in season!"

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