A New Low

When you regain consciousness, you can't see very well. You can't feel very well. In fact, there's not much you can do well. Before you have time to reflect on this, Jim rudely interrupts you. "Notice anything different?" he sneers.

You try to answer but find you cannot. It doesn't matter, because Jim doesn't give you a chance before speaking up again.

"I turned you into a clam!" he shouts. "Ha ha ha ha ha!" You fail to see the humor in this. Irritated, you squirt water on him.

Written by Joey Liverwurst

He steps on you

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