Calories to cash.

Wanting to jump right into it, your first order of business is to treat the guys to an all-you-can-eat buffet, not only to celebrate finally getting through your latest adventures, but to test the bank. Albert makes due with the salad bar and low amounts of meat, insisting on manintaining his figure, Fred is more relaxed but with his previous experiance doesn't make a pig of himself. You on the other hand go all out, piling up plate after plate of greasy and high calorie foods that you've been denied for a long time. You can tell Albert disapproves, but you argue that if the bank doesn't work, this will be a one time thing, while if it did, no harm no foul. Besides, with him and Fred eating light, you definatly wanted to make sure you go your money's worth.

At the end of the meal, you are stuffed, your formerly flat stomach buldging out over your belt. As you walk out to the parking lot with Fred and Albert, you groan with a bit of discomfort. "Serves you right for eating so much." says Albert as you climb into the car and close the door. You pick up the bank, pulling the plug out of the mouth, and tip it into small bag. "Totally worth it though," you say, as the coins begin pouring from the wolf figures mouth, and the stuffed sensation leaves you as your belly shrinks back down. Your left feeling hungry again, but the bag is full of coins, much more then you spent for the buffet. "Guys, I think we just hit the jackpot." you say, looking over the bag of coins.

***

The next few weeks you make daily visits to various buffets and restaurants, eating whatever you wish to excessive amounts. Each time you walk away with an overfilled stomach, only to empty it in moments with your bank, adding to the pile of coins. Eventually you visit a coin exchange machine and convert your stash into higher value bills to lighten your load, coming out with wads of fifties. After purchasing a safe, you load each new stack into it, gradually filling it up. Pretty soon there is too much momeny to fit in it, leaving stacks around the room. Pretty soon it turns into a literally pile of money you can literally roll around it. There is no denying it, your loaded now!

Best of all, you don't have to sacrifice your waistline, outside of you heavy meals, you don't gain the weight that would be associated with it. Albert does convince you to work out again, though you do so more sparingly, leaving you more lean and muscular then heavily built. Coverting your fat into cash leaves little for your muscles to build with, but your comfortable with that, as now you can buy anything you want!

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