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Make like an Autograph Hound

You and Fred race toward Mr. Smith, your tails wagging. "What in the world?" asks the Englishman, obviously not expecting a response.

"Mr. Smith," you tell him, "you're my hero. Would you please autograph what's left of my shirt? And could you sing something, too?"

"This is highly irregular," he replies, "but who am I to snub two ferocious wolves? Will 'Pictures of You' suffice? I've never performed for wild animals before, unless you count that show in Brighton."


Written by Joey Liverwurst

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