Could this possibly rot your brain?

You instinctively grab the remote control, and turn on the TV (everyone has remote control knowledge embedded in their mind from experience). During the few moments where your mind is freed up, you wonder what's going on, though that thought is ended abruptly as the TV screen gains your attention.

The tube is left on what you were last watching, Planet of the Apes. It looks like a bunch of talking right now, and you're not getting it, so you change the channel. Ooh, look at all those things moving across the bottom of the screen! You're entranced by the stock price bar for a while, then look at the guys talking. Some old looking guy is saying a bunch of things, and you try to listen to see if it's anything interesting. Economowhat? Huh? What language is he speaking? You really don't have the intelligence to comprehend many words with more than two syllables, not that you realize this.

Frustrated, you change the channel again, only to be confused by more big words. You give up, and turn the TV off, giving you time for thought. Thinking is such a chore, so you quit and stare down at your generous breasts a while. You think it's neat being such a pretty girl, and with such big boobs, and giggle dumbly, but happily, for a while.

Suddenly...

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you get dumber

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