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Game 2 Outline |
"That's unbelievable!" you respond. "But when?"
The doorbell rings. "That must be the baby right now!" shouts your wife. She goes to the door and opens it, revealing a young man with a bundle in his arms.
"Delivery for you, Ma'am," he tells her in a thick Southern drawl. He then hands her the bundle and several affidavits to sign.
"Thank you, Jimmy," replies your wife. Before you can ask any questions, Jimmy leaves, and your wife resumes talking. "Be a dear and watch the baby while I take out the roast," she says.
You cradle your son in your arms and observe that he looks at least three months old already. He looks up at you and yells, "Hi, Daddy! Where have you been?"
Written by Joey Liverwurst (edited by phaedrus)