Pamphlet of doom

"Yo, *I* didn't do it." You retort to the crazy animal rights dude.

Teeth gritting in anger, the pamphlet laden man rants some more at you. Threats involving "walking on all fours" "fur bearing" and "instinct driven lives". You give him an elbow to the trachea and shove your foot into his spine - THROUGH his belly. He gets the hint and curls up.

Somehow in all the excitement, a pamphlet lands in your hands. On impulse, you open it up. Inside its says "Today is the first day of the rest of your life as an animal!"

You feel your very existence lurch and a stabbing pain in your hands singals the first change...

Written by Arthur J. Pearson

If you feel your body changing into a cat
If you feel yourself changing into a wolf
Wait a second!
you are nothing
you are nothing

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