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. . . an obnoxious little girl. "Oh, Wolfie!" she cries, giving you a big hug; "I'm so glad you came to live with me."

You grimace. The little girl has pigtails and a frilly pink dress that floats around her like . . . well, something out of a bad cartoon. You realize that you may not recognize your surroundings because it seems unlikely that this ever would have reached the air. The little girl resumes talking.

"Today, I thought we'd have ourselves a tea party! Then, we can go to the back yard for a nature hike! Afterward, you can have a good nap, all courtesy of, da-da-da-da-da-da! Patty potential! But the one thing you have to remember is not to leave our yard. Otherwise, people might find out about you!"

The little girl has the voice of a forty-year-old actress unconvincingly trying to sound like a little girl. You decide not to say anything, since you don't know if you are capable of speech, anyhow. The part about leaving the yard causes your ears to prick, though. Maybe, if you are lucky, you can escape this demonseed once and for all. But is it really worth risking your life?


Written by Joey Liverwurst

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