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Your first instinct is to lay the chocolate eggs that little children want for Easter, but you are definitely a male rabbit and incapable of laying anything made of chocolate. You decide that this is a worthless train of thought and let it derail.

Although you indeed are a rabbit, you are relieved to still have discernible fingers on your hands. You decide that your best course of action is to go back to the store and ask whether there is any way to return to your former state, by which you do not mean Oregon. You give little thought to how it looks for a giant Angora rabbit to get into a four-door sedan and drive it across town and to the shopping mall; all that you care about is confronting the little old man and his feline friend. As you enter the shopping mall, everyone moves out of your way, so you reach the store in no time. Although you do not see anyone as you enter, the lights are still on, and the door to the storage area in the back is ajar.


Written by Joey Liverwurst (edited by phaedrus)

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