How dumb is this guy, anyway?

You shout, "Look. It's Polly Shore!"

"HOLY CRAP!!!!! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" shouts the pizza guy who runs away

As it turns out, Polly Shore IS behind him.

"I want you to see my new movie, TV show, Radio Talk show and InfoMercial." says Polly.

Fortunately for you, Fred mauls him.

When he gets off Shore, there is a bright red light and where Polly Shore was, the devil is!

"YOU PITIFUL MORTALS!!!! YOU HAVE FORCED ME TO REVEAL MY TRUE FORM! I SHALL DESTROY YOU ALL!!!... AFTER YOU WATCH AND LISTEN TO THE AFORMENTIONED THINGS I'VE ACCOMPLISHED."

So now you're up against the prince of darkness AND Polly Shore's work. Things can't possibly get any worse. .... .... .... .... .... .... .... .... .... Well, now you KNOW that it MUST get MUCH, MUCH, MUCH worse.

Written by Tassadar/Zeratul Archon

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