Monkey Life

You jump out of the car and into the street. You suddenly feel an instantly need for bananas and start searching for some. After jumping around for a while you feel the smell of bananas. It is coming from the old man in front of you. You jump on him and start searching all over him. Of course the old man is getting quite suprised. So suprised that he falls down into the street.

After some seconds in a must-have-banana frenzy (No not the old man's "Banana" you perv!!!, but the real thing that monkeys likes.) you find the banana in the pocket of the old guy, who unfortunately seems to have broken something. Since you are in such a need for banana you eat the whole thing without peeling it.

Written by Jesus Jihad (edited by phaedrus)

"OH CHARLY!!"says the old gesser "I AM YOUR UHH... uhhhhh... YOUR FATHER. YA YOUR FATHER!" he's obvously nuts, but he has something unusual in his left hand.....
It wasn't the only bananaey thing you had today...
you grow bigger
you help the old man

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