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No Dogs Allowed

One day you answer a knock at the door, only to find your weasely landlord squinting at you through his coke-bottle glasses.

"Good day, sir," he drones. "I have received several complaints about you from the other tenants. They say you are keeping a dog in this apartment. As I am sure you are aware, dogs are not allowed on these premises."

"Oh, there's no dog in here," you answer truthfully. "Just a wolf," you think to yourself.

"Indeed," your landlord responds in that irritating whine of his. "Then you won't mind if I take a quick look around, will you?"

Before you can answer, he brushes past you and begins poking about. All you can do is pray that the wolf is smart enough to stay out of sight.


Written by Funny Animal (edited by phaedrus)

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