The Good, the Bad, and the Really Really Ugly

What the heck, purse-snatching isn't a federal offense, and a good scare is probably all this guy needs to set him on the straight and narrow. Extending your claws, you make a series of lightning-quick swipes. The punk's clothes fall away from his body, without so much as a scratch on his skin.

Yeesh, maybe that wasn't such a hot idea after all. This guy was homely enough with his clothes on, but without them he's just plain butt-ugly.

You were planning to give Mr. Street Punk a little lecture before sending him on his merry way, but all you can think of to say is, "Boo!"

That did it. He's high-tailing it out of there as fast as his naked little feet can carry him. You pick up the dropped purse and return to the scene of the crime, ready to accept your well-deserved reward.

Written by Funny Animal (edited by phaedrus)

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