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Game 2 Outline |
"You want vulgar, Lengths?" Fred howls at the air. "I got your vulgar right here!" With a single furious sweep of his paw, Fred rips off his brightly colored pants and thrusts his furry pelvis forward. "Whatta ya think of this?!" he demands through clenched teeth.
At the sight of your naked lupine companion, your eyes bulge alarmingly from their sockets, and your lower jaw slams into the floor. Your reaction is due not to what you see but to what you don't see. "Fred," you croak, but your voice fades away. The horrifying change that has come over Fred, you realize, must have come over you as well.
"What do I think of what?" comes Lengths' mocking voice. Fred is taken aback by this reaction and glances at his crotch. Almost immediately he flies into a classic cartoon "take": he leaps up and remains suspended in midair for a second as his eyes, tongue, and tail stretch outrageously. Where Fred's manhood should have been is a smooth, unbroken patch of fur.
Written by Funny Animal (edited by phaedrus)