The Consequences of Copyright Infringement

Just as you and Fred wind up your in-depth analysis, the doorbell rings. The two of you warily approach the front door. Gingerly, you pull the door open, revealing a big brawny bear and a bigger, brawnier bull. Both are wearing three-piece suits.

"Can I help you?" you whisper. The bear answers by wrapping a massive paw around your neck and lifting you off the floor. The bull does the same to Fred.

"Allow me to introduce myself," the bear growls. "The name is Bear Market. This is my associate, Bull Market."

"Wh-what do you want with us?" stammers Fred.

"We're here to remind you boys," the bull replies in a booming basso profundo, "that it's very rude to steal someone else's routine."

"Routine?" you gasp. "What routine?"

"Why, stock market analysis, of course", the bear replies. "We've been handling that gig for years. And we don't take kindly to rank amateurs like you muscling in on our territory, do we, Bull?"

"No, Bear", the bull grunts. "We don't like it at all."

Written by Funny Animal (edited by phaedrus)

You and Fred get pummelled

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