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Foreign Language, Music, and Weather Patterns

You and Fred decide that you have no choice but to go to the abandoned warehouse. You even wonder if the proper spelling should be "werehouse," since the writers for this cartoon are obviously not the most gifted in the world. Anyhow, provided that you and Fred are indeed the stars of the show, no serious harm is likely to befall you. This is the first episode, after all!

To maintain a sense of dignity, you and Fred walk all the way to the warehouse on your hind legs. As you trudge down the deserted streets of a generic city, Fred stews over his argument with Dr. Lengths. "I bet the word 'cajones' would have been permissible," he mutters.

"Actually, that means 'drawers' in Spanish, and not the kind that you wear, either," you reply. "You have it confused with another word."

Fred growls menacingly. "Gimme a break!" he snaps. "I took French in school."

You continue in silence for the rest of the walk. Finally, the abandoned warehouse comes into full view. At a distance of twenty metres, you can hear yodeling from inside. You and Fred exchange meaningful glances. Then, before you can go inside, something cold brushes against your face, again and again. Snow!


Written by Joey Liverwurst (edited by wanderer)

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