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Fruitless Negotiations

Seeing your lean and hungry look, the man shouts an expletive. "I forgot the catch to this," he continues. "Listen, this is a simple case of mind over matter. You are a human being and will respect my statutory rights while I find some warm clothes. Then, we can talk this over peaceably."

You hear only something about a human being and think how delicious that would be for supper. By now, your sleek coat of grey fur covers you from your head to your pads. You lick your lips and advance toward the quivering man. He says something else and then turns, running into the wall and knocking himself unconscious. Do you begin with a drumstick or go straight for the jugular?


Written by Joey Liverwurst

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