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So the old joke goes, a wolf and a rabbit go into a occult store and walk up to the cashier. The old man peers down at the pair, pushing up his horn-rimmed glasses. Wait that is all wrong it isn't an occult store but a bar, the bartender looks at the pair of creatures and says: "So what will it be fellas?" The wolf looks up at him and says. "Oh just a scotch on the rocks, and please put it in a bowl on the floor for me." He nods and looks over to the rabbit who says... "Just some wine, no glass please." Your friend looks over at you, dumbfounded. "I don't get it" You grin goofily. "See... he wanted to drink from the bottle" Your friend shrugs still not looking very impressed by your joke. He yawns, placing his dirty boots on the table. "I'm bored..." He says while picking up a knicknack from the table and rubbing it. "I wouldn't do that if I was you, my mom picked that thing up from an occult store as a joke. You don't know what it might do. My mom has a weird sense of humor..." Shrugging your friend places the thing back onto the table. You gawk as tiny feathers pop over his skin. In your head you pray he won't notice... But how can one not notice turning into a chicken?


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