The Barbara Walters Interview (sort of)

"It sure is nice that we can have a peaceful talk, when you had a gun held to my gut only minutes ago," you tell the werewolf.

"Gut reaction," explains the werewolf, and you wince, even though you doubt that the bad joke was intentional. "Sometimes, I act funny right before and after I shift. It comes with the territory, but I usually don't do anything drastic."

You breathe a sigh of relief. "Just another hard-working, red-blooded American?" you ask him, at ease for the first time during the conversation.

"You bet!" asserts the werewolf. "Sure, maybe I eat people once in a while, but only to maintain a shiny coat. So, you play cards? I could go for a few hands of gin rummy."

Written by Joey Liverwurst

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