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Yet Another Conspiracy Theory

You walk, still balancing on just your hind legs, across the room to where Luke is drinking his beer. "What's up?" you ask him, not allowing your vexation to show.

"Sorry to come between you and your friend," mutters Luke, "but I wanted to point something out to you. Take a look over your shoulder at the bar over there."

You do. "Now what?" you ask.

Luke furrows his lupine brow. "Did you notice those other animals at the bar when we first got here?" he asks.

You think hard. "No, as a matter of fact, I didn't!" you exclaim. "The narrator didn't mention them originally!"

Luke smiles unhappily. "While you were schmoozing with that girl, someone rewrote the last few minutes of history."

You glance back at the girl, whose hair colour has changed from brown to red. You blink, and she has been replaced by a large anthropomorphic bird. It clucks at you rather excitedly.


Written by Joey Liverwurst (edited by phaedrus)

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