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People can be so cruel ...

You decide you should try to lose your excess weight, and lumber off to the gym. You squeeze through the apartment door and start to get in your car. The space inside is very tight, so you back the seat up. Unfortunately, your stomach is so big that it leans against the horn and causes it to go off ... continuously. "Oh well," you think, "it's better then walking."

No sooner do you think that, than the tires on the car burst from the weight of a ten ton walking hippo. Now you have to walk to the gym.

As you thunder along, feeling heavier with every step, people stare and laugh at the huge walking gray mass of jelly waddling down the street. You start to feel very depressed. Then you start walking past several restaurants, and realize your depression is making you hungry once more. You really don't know if you should risk getting any heavier ... but then, what are a few more snacks going to hurt? What do you do?


Written by an anonymous author (edited by wanderer)

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