I don't want to! What? I have to? Ah . . .

"What!? I don't want to become an animal!" you scream at him.

"Well, you agreed to the contract", the professor points out, "so you can't back out now. It took me long enough to find one volunteer; it might take even longer to find another! Are you sure?"

"'Are you sure?'" you mimic, "Of course I'm sure! I do NOT want to become an animal!"

The professor hums contemplatively, then says, "All right... if you can't decide, I'll just choose for you."

Before you can stop him, the professor plugs something into the device. Immediately, you feel a strange buzzing sensation, which soon ends in unconsciousness...

When you wake up, you open your mouth to scream, but instead of hearing your voice you hear...

Written by an anonymous author (edited by wanderer)

Pika?!
Well you did say you didn't want to be an animal...
Someone screams "Wake Up!"
Ohh you dunnit now man
Chimp chatter!

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