We need some extra strengh sunblock for Scott!

"Scott!" you cry "You're a vampire!"

Scott feels his fangs "Cool!" then he breaks into a bad Bela Lugosi accent "I am Count Scottula! I vant to suck your blood!"

Then he accidently wanders into the light from an open window "AHH! I FEEL WEAK! HELP ME!"

Dr Zee quickly closes the blinds. "It's a good job you didn't crumble to dust! It seems you can survive sunlight, but it makes you very weak."

Written by AR

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