Victory Over Serpentine

Although hepless with laughter, you can still see the pebbled beach of Southsea very close on your right, and get an idea. You kick with your left foot until you are pointing towards the shore. Then you kick as furiously as you can with both feet.

Serpentine is unable to tickle your thrashing tootsies, or uncoil herself before you hit the shore. She wails in agony as she is rubbed against the pebbles by your weight, now pinned under you.

You have won.