WTF

"I have both?" You scream turning in circles. "Yes well this is to remove the complications of you finding a mate, right now you are pregnent." The professer tells you grabbing a nose ring and slipping it into your nose. "What I cant be I havent even finnished high school!" "Forget about school you're a cow you cant go to school." "I can if I want to!" "Well I think we need to shut you up for a while." He takes out a remote control and clicks a few buttons and looks quite satified for himself. You try to ask what he did but all that comes out is a loud "MOO." "Well you still are loud but I will be rich since every time you give birth you are pregnent again, I can sell your milk and your calfs." You feel repulsed by this and it is not because something is kicking your stomach wall. You raise your hoof to indicate a question. He clicks the buttons and you can speak again. "If I just became pregnent then why can the baby be kicking?" "Well your gestation period is only 2 weeks so I can earn more money that way but it sounds like you will be going into labor within the hour. Scott get out I need to give her privacy." Scott runs out of the room and turns the TV on. "What? You.... you... must be kiddin.." You can't finnish your scentance because of the contractions. The professer turns your voice to cow and gets behind you.

Your calf drops to the ground and you collapes exhausted from the labor but instinct takes over as you turn around and lick the disgusting goop off the baby. The calf gets up and starts nursing as you think "Oh god what am I going to do now." Your new baby in your stomch kicks. You sigh.

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