It's BARNEY!!!

To your horror there is a soft toy of Barney the dinosaur, staring at you with a usual goofy fixed grin on his face.

To your greater horror, he starts to grow bigger and bigger until he's the same size he is on his stupid kids show. Then he comes to life, doing an excited skip, and talks to you in that irratating voice of his

"We've going to have lots of fun, yessiree!!"

"NNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" you wail as you collapse and pass out.

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mrs. barney!?!?!?!
Go n Kill!
Force him off.

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