They're mighty clever!

As soon as you crash to the ground, the squirrel blows a shrill whistle. At least fifty more squirrels jump on your back and pin you firmly to the ground. The first squirrel bends his cute little head down, blinks his deep black adorable eyes and says in the deep manly voice you wish you had, "Excellent. We caught another one. They're so trusting at this age." He snaps his fingers and another squirrel hands him a syringe. In a doctor's hands it would be pencil sized but he needs both paws to manipulate it into your neck which is exactly what he does.

Your vision blurs...

Written by Eggs are like cheese that come from chickens.

Saved by the Cashew?
You get a shrinking feeling . . .
You get a furry shrinking feeling...
u die!
aw, nuts! You've been abducted

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